for sale baby shoes, and the baby was lowkey wearing them when it died
don’t care + didn’t ask + hope you’re cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress
The fucking job market is abysmal
the canterbury tales (c. 1400) - geoffrey chaucer
“hot wench summer”
I do not respect the grind. Go to bed
(teaching a guy to fish) now how would you like to eat fish for your whole life…
optimusprimesmassivetrucktits:
there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN
Anonymous asked: You look like you strip abandoned houses for copper for a living
hey I’ve put more copper into houses than I’ve ever taken out
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